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Tina Fey Quotes

Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will be stoned to death.
- Tina Fey

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say “scientists”? I meant “Irish people.”
- Tina Fey

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, ‘I’ll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.’
- Tina Fey

I’m more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I’m mostly an improviser, though I haven’t improvised in awhile.
- Tina Fey

Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.”
- Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain
that he’s not the man she married?

~ Barbara Streisand

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

- Rene Descartes (1596-1650), “Discours de la Methode”

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites,
but they’re really not. They’re companions - the hero and
the sidekick.

-Lawrence Shames