Erma Bombeck Quotes

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter productivity.
- Erma Bombeck

Mothers have to remember what food each child likes or dislikes, which one is allergic to penicillin and hamster fur, who gets carsick and who isn’t kidding when he stands outside the bathroom door and tells you what’s going to happen if he doesn’t get in right away. It’s tough. If they all have the same hair color they tend to run together.
- Erma Bombeck
 
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
- Erma Bombeck

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