Sarah Marshall Quotes

Some funny quotes from Sarah Marshall ( Sally Marshall ) in the Chicago Tribune.

Maybe I should start a support group. After all, the Sarah Marshalls of the world have rights too. Not all of us suck.
- Sarah Marshall

And someone should have considered the feelings of those Sarah Marshalls who really do look fat in their jeans
- Sarah Marshall

I’ve always wanted my name in lights—even if it’s the name I’m only called by credit card customer-service reps.
- Sarah Marshall

… the thrill of seeing my name in lights is gone. Now, everywhere I go, I see signs that say things like “You suck Sarah Marshall,” “I’m so over you Sarah Marshall,” “You do look fat in those jeans Sarah Marshall” and

“My mom always hated you Sarah Marshall.”
- Sarah Marshall

Sally Marshall ( Sarah Marshall ) is a freelance writer living in Manhattan.