Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital

Funny Jokes MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you [...]

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father. – Tony Randall The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression. – Robert Benchley Mother’s Day Quotes Mothers mold the children’s minds. [...]

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mothers Day Quotes Source: Mother’s Day Quotes My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. – George Washington, U.S. President When you are a mother, you are [...]

Sacrifices for a Happy Marriage

Marriage Quotes My wife and I know we have to make a few sacrifices for our marriage to work, but the animal shelter people are beginning to get a little suspicious. – Jerry Embry