Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital

Funny Jokes MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you [...]

Tyler Hurst Quotes

Tyler Hurst Quotes “If you think it’s okay to take time off promoting your business/product, you are dead wrong, but I’d like to thank you.You’ve made it easier for the rest of us to pass you by.” – Tyler Hurst @tdhurst in Does your industry have an off season?

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father. – Tony Randall The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression. – Robert Benchley Mother’s Day Quotes Mothers mold the children’s minds. [...]

Irish Quotes and St. Patrick’s Day Quotes

Irish Quotes St. Patrick’s Day Quotes Saint Patrick was a gentleman…Who through strategy and stealth… Drove all the snakes from Ireland…Here’s a drinkee to his health! But not too many drinkees…Lest we lose ourselves and then… Forget the good Saint Patrick…And see them snakes again! – Unknown An Irishman is never drunk as long as [...]