Life Quotes

Regarding Life..

Jack Palance:  “Do you know what the secret of life is?  One thing.  Just one thing.  You stick to that and everything else don’t mean shit.”
Billy Crystal:   “Yeah, but what’s that one thing?”
Jack Palance:  “That’s what you’ve got to figure out.”

- From the movie City Slickers

Quotes About Life

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns

Famous Quotes

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

- Fred Allen

Famous Quotes

“You have to pinch yourself – a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is on the verge of becoming President of the United States. And apparently it’s considered impolite to say so.”

- Melanie Philips,  The Spectator (UK) 10/14/08

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Funny Quotes – Money Quotes

Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Bill Vaughan

Funny Quotes – Money Quotes

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