Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes
Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father.
- Tony Randall
The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
- Robert Benchley
Mother’s Day Quotes
Mothers mold the children’s minds. Some of you have done well. [...]

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mothers Day Quotes
Source: Mother’s Day Quotes
My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
- George Washington, U.S. President
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in [...]

Sacrifices for a Happy Marriage

Marriage Quotes
My wife and I know we have to make a few sacrifices for our marriage to work, but the animal shelter people are beginning to get a little suspicious.
- Jerry Embry

Irish Quotes and St. Patrick’s Day Quotes

Irish Quotes
St. Patrick’s Day Quotes
Saint Patrick was a gentleman…Who through strategy and stealth…
Drove all the snakes from Ireland…Here’s a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees…Lest we lose ourselves and then…
Forget the good Saint Patrick…And see them snakes again!
- Unknown

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of [...]