Graduation Quotes

Famous Quotes about Graduation
Graduation day is tough for adults.  They go to the ceremony as parents.  They come home as contemporaries.  After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
- Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip.
- Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes
Spend at least one Mother’s Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.
- Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the [...]

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
- Erma Bombeck