Erma Bombeck Quotes – Dieting Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes – Dieting Quotes
I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
– Erma Bombeck

Christmas Quotes – Christmas Shopping

Christmas Quotes – Christmas Shopping

Christmas Shopping: Wouldn’t it be wonderful to find one gift that you didn’t have to dust, that had to be used right away, that was practical, fit everyone, was personal and would be remembered for a long time? I penciled in “Gift certificate for a flu shot.”
– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter productivity.
– Erma Bombeck

Mothers have to remember what food each child likes or dislikes, which one is allergic to penicillin and hamster fur, who gets carsick and who isn’t kidding when he stands outside the bathroom door and tells you what’s going to happen if he doesn’t get in right away. It’s tough. If they all have the same hair color they tend to run together.
– Erma Bombeck
 
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
– Erma Bombeck

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