Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter productivity.
– Erma Bombeck

Mothers have to remember what food each child likes or dislikes, which one is allergic to penicillin and hamster fur, who gets carsick and who isn’t kidding when he stands outside the bathroom door and tells you what’s going to happen if he doesn’t get in right away. It’s tough. If they all have the same hair color they tend to run together.
– Erma Bombeck
 
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Education is so important when it comes to domesticity. I don’t know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Guilt is the gift that keeps on giving.
– Erma Bombeck

Cute Quotes – Erma Bombeck Quotes

Cute Quotes – Erma Bombeck Quotes

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, ‘What light?’ and two more to say, ‘I didn’t turn it on.’
– Erma Bombeck

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