Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father.
– Tony Randall

The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
– Robert Benchley

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mothers mold the children’s minds. Some of you have done well. There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around.
– Norm Crosby

Mother Quotes

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
– Erma Bombeck

Mother’s Day Jokes

You Know You Have Become a Mother When…

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth even though your children are at school!

You start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!

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Christmas Holiday Quote

WHEN YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS,AND MONEY IS TIGHT ON BOTH ENDS, REMEMBER THAT THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL, IS YOUR LOVE OF JESUS IN THE MANGER STALL.

Famous Quotes – Mothering – Living – Children

“The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.”

Elain Heffner

Dean Hunt

Famous Quotes – Dean Hunt Quotes – Marketing Quotes

“Here is the secret that no other viral marketers seem to understand… getting 10,000 visitors of which 20% are targeted is BETTER than getting 100 visitors where 100% are targeted.”

Dean Hunt in answer to the question

But Dean, what advantage can an off-topic quiz have for a marketing blog?

Dean Hunt wrote recently about an experiment he conducted with a stupid quiz and how social media helped him move that quiz to the top of the Stumbleupon rankings for the marketing category.

If you do visit Deans site, be sure to watch out for killer bunnies.

Sleep

“To die, to sleep —
To sleep, perchance to dream, ay there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause; there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.” 

William Shakespeare

Unique

You are unique. In all the world there is no other child exactly
Like you. In the millions of years that have passed there has never
been a child like you. And look at your body-what a wonder it is!
Your legs, your arms, your cunning fingers, the way you move! You may
be a Shakespeare, a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity
for anything. Yes, you are a marvel.

Pablo Casals

The Cabbage and The Rose

The question of common sense is “what is it good for?” A question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage.
– James Russell Lowell