Life Quotes

Regarding Life..

Jack Palance:  “Do you know what the secret of life is?  One thing.  Just one thing.  You stick to that and everything else don’t mean shit.”
Billy Crystal:   “Yeah, but what’s that one thing?”
Jack Palance:  “That’s what you’ve got to figure out.”

– From the movie City Slickers

Quotes About Life

Famous Quotes

“You have to pinch yourself – a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is on the verge of becoming President of the United States. And apparently it’s considered impolite to say so.”

– Melanie Philips,  The Spectator (UK) 10/14/08

More Famous Quotes

Funny Quotes – Money Quotes

Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
– Bill Vaughan

Funny Quotes – Money Quotes

Sarah Marshall Quotes

Sarah Marshall Quotes

Some funny quotes from Sarah Marshall ( Sally Marshall ) in the Chicago Tribune.

Maybe I should start a support group. After all, the Sarah Marshalls of the world have rights too. Not all of us suck.
– Sarah Marshall

And someone should have considered the feelings of those Sarah Marshalls who really do look fat in their jeans
– Sarah Marshall

I’ve always wanted my name in lights—even if it’s the name I’m only called by credit card customer-service reps.
– Sarah Marshall

… the thrill of seeing my name in lights is gone. Now, everywhere I go, I see signs that say things like “You suck Sarah Marshall,” “I’m so over you Sarah Marshall,” “You do look fat in those jeans Sarah Marshall” and

“My mom always hated you Sarah Marshall.”
– Sarah Marshall

Sally Marshall ( Sarah Marshall ) is a freelance writer living in Manhattan.

Cats

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.                       
 

Kyoya, 9 Advice from Kids 

Food

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian;wine and tarragon make it
French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make
it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.
       

Alice May Brock

The Cabbage and The Rose

The question of common sense is “what is it good for?” A question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage.
– James Russell Lowell