Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father.
– Tony Randall

The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
– Robert Benchley

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mothers mold the children’s minds. Some of you have done well. There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around.
– Norm Crosby

Mother Quotes

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
– Erma Bombeck

Mother’s Day Jokes

You Know You Have Become a Mother When…

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth even though your children are at school!

You start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!

Love Quotes

Love Quotes

Famous Quotes

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.”
– Jimi Hendrix

Famous Christmas Holiday Quotes

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve.  Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.  ~Carrie Latet

Famous Christmas Holiday Quote

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.  ~W.T. Ellis

Famous Quote of the Day

The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable,
to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and
lived well.
~~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Famous Saying

You must constantly ask yourself these questions: Who am I around? What
are they doing to me? What have they got me reading? What have they got
me saying? Where do they have me going? What do they have me thinking?
And most important, what do they have me becoming? Then ask yourself
the big question: Is that okay?”
-Jim Rohn

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns

Famous Quotes

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

– Fred Allen