Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father.
– Tony Randall

The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
– Robert Benchley

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mothers mold the children’s minds. Some of you have done well. There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around.
– Norm Crosby

Mother Quotes

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
– Erma Bombeck

Mother’s Day Jokes

You Know You Have Become a Mother When…

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth even though your children are at school!

You start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!

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Irish Quotes and St. Patrick’s Day Quotes

Irish Quotes

St. Patrick’s Day Quotes

Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through strategy and stealth...
Drove all the snakes from Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health! 
But not too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see them snakes again! 
- Unknown 

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

– Irish Saying

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.

– Daryl Stout

Irish Recipes

Irish Jokes

Famous Quotes – Dreams and Vision

Famous Quotes

You’re in the midst of a war: a battle between the limits of a crowd seeking the surrender of your dreams, and the power of your true vision to create and contribute. It is a fight between those who will tell you what you cannot do, and that part of you that knows — and has always known — that we are more than our environment; and that a dream, backed by an unrelenting will to attain it, is truly a reality with an imminent arrival.

– Tony Robbins

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Famous Quotes – Nuremberg

“If the Nuremberg laws were applied today, then every Post-War American president would have to be hanged.”
– Noam Chomsky

Love Quotes

Love Quotes

Famous Quotes

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.”
– Jimi Hendrix

Peace Quotes – Famous Peace Quotes

“Peace is a very complicated concept. When the lion gobbles up the lamb and wipes his lips, then there’s peace. Well, I ain’t for that peace at all.”
Abbie Hoffman

Famous Peace Quotes

Famous Sayings – Human Pain

Famous Sayings

“Human pain does not let go of its grip at one point in time. Rather, it works its way out of our consciousness over time. There is a season of sadness. A season of anger. A season of tranquility. A season of hope.”

Robert Veninga