Birth Quotes

Birth Quotes

Birth and death are the two noblest expressions of bravery.
– Kahlil Gibran

We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man’s estate, is the gift of education
– Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778)

Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
– Voltaire ( Francois-Marie Arouet )

Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun.
– Bishop Hall

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
– Ralph Parlette

Death and taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.
– Margaret Mitchell Gone with the wind

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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Spend at least one Mother’s Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.
– Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
– Erma Bombeck

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It’s the only thing “real” men do that doesn’t seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it’s on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.
– Erma Bombeck

I don’t know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
– Erma Bombeck

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
– Erma Bombeck

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Love Quotes

 
Nothing can occur beyond the strength of faith to sustain, or, transcending the resources of religion, to relieve.
 – Binney
 
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
 – La Rochefoucauld
 
 
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
 – Stendhal

Birthday Quotes – Famous Quotes

Quotes – Famous Quotes – Birthday Quotes

Robert Orben
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Maurice Chevalier
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives.

Oscar Wilde
Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Anonymous
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Stephen Wright
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang “Happy Birthday.”

E. Joseph Cossman
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
 

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Quotes – Famous Quotes – Birthday Quotes

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Robert Frost

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.                            
– Seneca

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
– Unknown

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
– Menachem Mendel Schneerson

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Quotes – Famous Quotes – Birthday Quotes – Birthdays

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
– Jean Paul Richter

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth. 
– Ralph Parlette

Birthdays are good for you.  The more you have, the longer you live                              
– Unknown

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.                 
– John Glenn

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