Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
– Louis Hector Berlioz

Funny Quotes

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
– Robert Bloch

Quote of the Day …

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

– George Burns

Funny Quotes

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
– Spike Milligan

More Funny Quotes 

Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth.
Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty.
– Winston Churchill

Funny Quotes – Joan Rivers Quotes

Ebay Video

Totally funny e-bay video – sounds like Weird Al is at it again.

A quote from the song:

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay
– WEIRD AL YANKOVIC