Funny Quotes

Posted on September 19, 2009 by azhttp

Funny Quotes

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
– Louis Hector Berlioz

Funny Quotes

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
– Robert Bloch

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Sacrifices for a Happy Marriage

Posted on April 3, 2009 by quotes

Marriage Quotes

My wife and I know we have to make a few sacrifices for our marriage to work, but the animal shelter people are beginning to get a little suspicious.

– Jerry Embry

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns

Posted on November 29, 2008 by quotes

Famous Quotes

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

– Fred Allen

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Famous Quotes Rita Rudner

Posted on November 10, 2008 by quotes

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t
decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

– Rita Rudner

Famous Jokes

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