Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns

Famous Quotes

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

– Fred Allen

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Famous Quotes Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t
decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

– Rita Rudner

Famous Jokes

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

You’ve got to be optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one.

– Will Rogers – Good Gulf radio show (24 June 1934)