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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns

Famous Quotes

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

– Fred Allen

Politics – Political Quotes

Politics is the art of obtaining money from the rich and votes from the poor on the pretext of protecting each from the other.
– Oscar Ameringer

The Hair Cut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the
shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

T he next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

Vote carefully this year.

Famous Quotes

“You have to pinch yourself – a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is on the verge of becoming President of the United States. And apparently it’s considered impolite to say so.”

– Melanie Philips,  The Spectator (UK) 10/14/08

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Easter Jokes – Easter Quotes

Easter Jokes – Easter Quotes
Easter General ~ Rabbit E. Lee

Easter Comic ~ Bunny Hill

Easter Crooner ~ Tony Bonnet

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Okay, so they are not really Quotes – but they hit my inbox today for some reason so there they are. I guess I will have to go find some Easter Quotes from the Archives.

Here you go:

If Easter says anything to us today, it says this: You can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. You can nail it to a cross, wrap it in winding sheets and shut it up in a tomb, but it will rise!
– Clarence W. Hall

Easter Passion
“you gave your all,…your love,heart,body and soul,….you took our fall,….as foretold and still remained straight and tall,…. to later inspire one and all.

your head was bloodied by thorns and bowed,not in disgrace,…..
but in heavenly grace,……for the whole entire human race.

your arms were outstretched,hands and feet both bloodied and pierced,….but not your holy spirit,to the very end remaining steadfast and fierce,…..for the world has never known a love so vast.

because of god’s gift of free will and redemption,…..we all have been bequated his love,blessings and redemption.”
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
brooklyn,n.y.
international noted quote/poem author.

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