Immigration Attornies

Quotes and a video about immigration attorneys teaching employers how to not hire any US based workers in order to justify the hiring of Green Card workers for technical jobs.

Every Sunday, major newspapers run thousands of “fake job ads.”

“Our goal is clearly NOT to find a qualified U. S. worker.  Our Objective is to get this person a green card.”
– Lawrence M. Leibowitz – Vice President of Marketing – Cohen and Grigsbey

If “desired salary” on resume is above what the position pays, candidate is summarily dismissed -even if he would have accepted a lower amount if offered.



Because I really want to live in a country where the poor people are fat.
–Unidentified Indian Immigrant when asked why he wants to come to America

Arizona National Guard Overrun At Border By Mexican “Gunmen”, Forced To Retreat

Famous Quotes from International Incident

Arizona National Guard Overrun At Border By Mexican “Gunmen”, Forced To Retreat

The U.S. Border was breached Wednesday night along Arizona’s border with Mexico prompting local residents to flee for their lives.

An Entry Identification Team site was also overrun Wednesday night along Arizona’s border with Mexico.

Original “Mexican Gunmen” Post

According to the (most likely satirical article at The 800lb Gorilla) these Famous Quotes were uttered related to the Incident:

“We Got Wetbacks In The Wire!”
– National Guardsman Sergeant 1st Class Butch Malone

“They were everywhere, man! “We were just minding our own business, playing hearts, and all of a sudden – BOOM! – all hell broke loose. We never even had a chance.”
– Private 1st Class Anthony Davis

An actual news article from a slightly less reliable source appears here:

Gunmen force Guard troops to flee post near border

According to that article the incident occurred in the west desert corridor between Nogales and Lukeville in the vicinity of Sasabe and these famous quotes were reported in that version of the incident.

“We don’t know exactly how many because obviously it took place in the dark.” “Nobody was able to get an accurate count.”
– National Guard Sgt. Edward Balaban

“We don’t know if this was a matter of somebody coming up accidentally on the individuals, coming up intentionally on the individuals, or some sort of a diversion,”
– Rob Daniels – spokesman for the Border Patrol’s Tucson Sector.

The reliability of the second source is somewhat suspect, considering the quality of political coverage normally found there.

Several of these quotes are probably fraudulent or misquotations but we will say no more about that without further investigation.

Perhaps a congressional committee can be appointed?

Quotes – Immigration Quotes – Grover Cleveland Quotes – Famous Quotes

Quotes – Immigration Quotes – Grover Cleveland Quotes – Famous Quotes

The laws should be rigidly enforced which prohibit the immigration of a servile class to compete with American labor, with no intention of acquiring citizenship, and bringing with them and retaining habits and customs repugnant to our civilization.
Grover Cleveland – First Inaugural Address – Wednesday, March 4, 1885