Sacrifices for a Happy Marriage

Marriage Quotes

My wife and I know we have to make a few sacrifices for our marriage to work, but the animal shelter people are beginning to get a little suspicious.

– Jerry Embry

Love And Marriage Quotes

Love And Marriage Quotes
I hate work. That’s why I got married.
 – Peg Bundy

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Spend at least one Mother’s Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.
– Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
– Erma Bombeck

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It’s the only thing “real” men do that doesn’t seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it’s on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.
– Erma Bombeck

I don’t know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
– Erma Bombeck

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
– Erma Bombeck

Quote Of The Day

Marriage Quotes

Marriage Quotes

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.
 – Cass Daley

Good Wife, Bad Wife- Socrates Quote

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher..
— Socrates

Barbara Streisand Quote- Men Quote

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain
that he’s not the man she married?

~ Barbara Streisand

Quotes – Famous Quotes

Quotes – Famous Quotes

Too much traffic with a quotation book begets a conviction of ignorance in a sensitive reader. Not only is there a mass of quotable stuff he never quotes, but an even vaster realm of which he has never heard.
 – Robertson Davies

Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say “I think,” “I am,” but quotes some saint or sage
 – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely -read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.
 – Hesketh Pearson

There are two kinds of marriages  – where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband
 – Unknown


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