Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father.
– Tony Randall

The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
– Robert Benchley

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mothers mold the children’s minds. Some of you have done well. There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around.
– Norm Crosby

Mother Quotes

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
– Erma Bombeck

Mother’s Day Jokes

You Know You Have Become a Mother When…

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth even though your children are at school!

You start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!

Famous Quotes – Dreams and Vision

Famous Quotes

You’re in the midst of a war: a battle between the limits of a crowd seeking the surrender of your dreams, and the power of your true vision to create and contribute. It is a fight between those who will tell you what you cannot do, and that part of you that knows — and has always known — that we are more than our environment; and that a dream, backed by an unrelenting will to attain it, is truly a reality with an imminent arrival.

– Tony Robbins

Please Retweet – Famous Sayings Blog

Famous Quotes

Man has never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.  —  Bernard Williams (1929-)  English Philosopher

We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside that holds what we want.  —  Lao Tzu from the Tao Te Ching

Famous Quotes

“I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.”
— Socrates
“Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.”
— Chinese Proverb
“The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.”
— C. S. Lewis

Famous Saying

“Education would be so much more effective if its purpose were to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they don’t know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it.”
— Sir William Haley

Fourth of July Quotes

The Declaration of Independence was approved this day, July 4, 1776. John Hancock, the first to sign, said: “the price on my head has just doubled.”

Benjamin Franklin signed saying “We must hang together or most assuredly we shall hang separately.”

Of the fifty-six signers: 17 lost their fortunes, 12 had their homes destroyed, 9 fought and died, 5 were arrested as traitors, and 2 lost sons in the War.

As Samuel Adams signed, he said: “We have this day restored the Sovereign to whom all men ought to be obedient. He reigns in heaven and from the rising to the setting of the sun, let His kingdom come.”

Malaysian Blogger Lawsuit Quotes – Bloggers United

Malaysian Blogger Lawsuit Quotes

‘In general, writing in a blog does not give you immunity from being sued,’

-Datuk Zaid Ibrahim, a top lawyer and MP.

Bloggers Declare War on NST

‘There must be space on the blogosphere for free and fair comment, which is anathema in the mainstream media where important national issues and prominent personalities are concerned.’
– OPPOSITION CHIEF LIM KIT SIANG

‘This could be a litmus test for our digital media as they need to sort out conventional laws from our cyber laws.’
– DATUK RUHANIE AHMAD, a former senior Member of Parliament and blogger of eight months

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