Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father.
– Tony Randall

The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
– Robert Benchley

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mothers mold the children’s minds. Some of you have done well. There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around.
– Norm Crosby

Mother Quotes

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
– Erma Bombeck

Mother’s Day Jokes

You Know You Have Become a Mother When…

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth even though your children are at school!

You start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!

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Famous Charles Dickens Quote

Quotes

Let no man turn aside, ever so slightly, from the broad
path of honour, on the plausible pretence that he is
justified by the goodness of his end. All good ends can be
worked out by good means.  – Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
English Novelist

Love Quotes

Love Quotes

Famous Quotes

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.”
– Jimi Hendrix

Famous Quotes – Jean-Paul Sartre

“When the rich wage war, it’s the poor who die.”
Jean-Paul Sartre

War Quotes

Famous Quotes – Faith

Famous Quotes

Faith that the thing can be done is essential to any great achievement.

Thomas N. Carruther

Famous Quotes

May the stars carry your sadness away,
May the flowers fill your heart with beauty,
May hope forever wipe away your tears,
And, above all, may silence make you strong.   — Chief Dan George

“It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too.”  —  Eugene Wigner (1902-1995) Hungarian-born US physicist

Leaders

“As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower
others.”
Bill Gates