Halloween Comedy

Famous Quotes – Famous Sayings

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other
bastard die for his.

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making
other bastards die for their country.

General George Smith Patton 1885-1945

Halloween Jokes and Halloween Quotes

Halloween Jokes and Halloween Quotes From Various Places Around WordPress.com

Halloween Jokes

Halloween Quotes

Halloween Jokes


This book fills a much-needed gap.

Moses Hadas 1900-1966

Quote of the day – Invariable

There is no rule more invariable than that we are paid

for our suspicions by finding what we suspect.

Henry David Thoreau

Famous Quotes – Women and sheep

“Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For
example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to
dress up like sheep. Man says, ‘Looks like a sheep. Talks like a
sheep.’ Woman says, ‘Ain’t no sheep!'”

 Jim Rohn

Hope Quotes

Quotes about Hope

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory.
– Norman Vincent Peale

Hope is always available to us. When we feel defeated, we need only take a deep breath and say, “Yes,” and hope will reappear.
– Monroe Forester

Practice hope. As hopefulness becomes a habit, you can achieve a permanently happy spirit.
– Norman Vincent Peale